He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Someone shattered a urinal.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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