Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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