Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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