I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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