He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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