if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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