Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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