mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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