Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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