i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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