So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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