I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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