drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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