therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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