I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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