He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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