omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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