i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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