Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This house was built for laser tag.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My feet surprised me
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