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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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