chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Bring me that man meat
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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