We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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