I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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