OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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