I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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