If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Can you bring me the toilet please
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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