party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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