I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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