what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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