Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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