i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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