FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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