he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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