I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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