she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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