so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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