I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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