I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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