some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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