White coat. Heels.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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