Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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