I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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