I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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