It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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