well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
