you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
