ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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