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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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