3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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