One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My bed smells like the plague
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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