shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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