apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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