i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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