im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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