Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
More tranny stories later!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Randomize
